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Driving on the roads of Singapore

Have been driving around quite alot recently. My car seems to be poorly equipted to fight against the perils of driving on the roads of Singapore. After i graduate, i'll love to add the following to my car to make it a Singapore driver's car.

1) The first thing i'll add will definately be the backflash. Have you ever wondered why only the back car has the ability to irritate the eyes of the driver in front, when it may not his fault at all. With this back flash, there will no problem showing your irritation to the one behind you.

2) The next i'll invent is the car plate changer. The car plate changer is designed to detect any speed camaras directed at it and it will change its plate number to the one belonging to the last car which irritated you. With this, you'll kill two birds with one stone.

3) The third thing i'll build is the ERP jammer. Do you know there are a total of 62 ERP gantries in Singapore? I found myself paying 5 bucks to travel on CTE at 20km/hr on a Monday morning. With this ERP jammer, the drivers around me are so going to love me and escort me all the way through CTE.

4) The final thing i'll build in is the car park warden eater. Those $30 summon givers sometimes just deserve to be eaten up and stored in your boot forever. I'm sure you'll need a big big boot at the rate the Singapore government is employing these wardens.

5) I'm sure this car will sell but i'm not sure if i'll paste my "Jesus is alive" sticker at the back of this car.

Regards,

Jie Hui

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Monday, September 24, 2007

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